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Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:54 pm

Since water is being found on planets out there, does that mean that the most likely form of life will be a fish? :o

How would we communicate with fish? :hscratch:

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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:21 pm

It could be a mollusc. :yes:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:22 pm

But in any case, there is no liquid water anywhere else. :no:

The Earth is the only place that can have of liquid water. :yes:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:07 pm

I know I'm going to regret asking you to clarify your comment, but please do so.

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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:35 pm

Because liquid water only exists between 0C and 100C. :yes:

Other planets are either too hot or too cold. :thumbd:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:05 pm

Someone should really let the chairman know that there are more than 8 planets in the universe, beyond our own solar system :cantlook:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:08 pm

That's just gossip. :yes:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:12 pm

Yes it is. I havent seen them. Where are they?

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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:34 pm

I'm clearly surrounded by flat-earthers :tant:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:42 pm

You'll be saying next that we live on a planet. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I just looked outside and it doesn't look round to me. Mr Nilly is trying to pull some kind of scam, but it won't w**k. We are far too clever to be fooled by such nonsense.

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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:43 pm

:yes:

We are very wise indeed. :bounce:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:33 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:54 pm
Since water is being found on planets out there, does that mean that the most likely form of life will be a fish? :o

How would we communicate with fish? :hscratch:


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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:09 am

I saw that on a television. :yes:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:16 pm

It has been mentioned to me that even if there are other planets in the solar system, they wouldn't be using the same thermometers as us, so there would be no water because there would be no such thing as 0C and 100C. :no:

There could be water on the Moon, but there are no customers for the water companies, so they never went more elevated there. :thumbd:

PS: We gett*en enough rain down here, so why doesn't it rain on the Moon? :search: If it rained on the Moon we might be able to capture more fish. :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:41 pm

If it rained on the moon, the green cheese it’s manufactured from would eventually turn rancid and cause a global stench crisis so calamitously huge on biblical proportions, that only Mr. Tree’s extremely smelly laundry would be enough to overwhelm and kill the zombifying wafting cheesy smell :wag: (and us along with it)
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:14 pm

I thought we already had a global stench crisis. :yes: :thumbd:
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:40 pm

Only in certain parts of Paris. :hide:

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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:12 am

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:40 pm
Only in certain parts of Paris. :hide:
That's the French Stench crisis - :ho:

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