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Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:00 pm

We need some new Smileys, please:

An 'Eyes popping out' Smiley (As if he'd just seen a naked lady wa*king by).

An Drunken animated Smiley with eyes going round in circles.

:yes:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:56 pm

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:04 pm

Blimey - The Smileymaster has actually responded to the request. :yikes: :yikes:

This must be a first. :clap:

The fist one should be bigger, with his tongue hanging out, to indicate extreme desire. :yes:

The drunken one might even be suitable, although not as funny as I had envisaged.

But :goodjob: Mr Smileymaster.

What do other members think of these potential luxury additions? :?
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:06 pm

I think you'll see no changes to them. And there's a very good reason for that! :wink:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:12 pm

Yes, I realised that. :wink:

But he might be able to discover other ones. :yes:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:14 pm

Should Mr Penis Nilly be given a Smiley PRIZE :search: :announce:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:27 pm

I like the eye popping one. He has boobies for eyeballs :yes:

How about this for a drunken smiley? Image

It is a vast improvement, although it is not animated but you cannot have of everything. These are the best which these dumdum search engines are offering :search:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:32 pm

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:34 pm

Too substantial and not silly enough :bash:

My second drunk one is more suitable. It looks a little like me correct now :ho:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:38 pm

All agreed then? Good! These are now the official latest mad shed smilies.

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:47 pm

Not so fast.
have of you paid the Smiley Submission Fees?

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:39 am

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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:20 am

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:40 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:27 pm
I like the eye popping one. He has boobies for eyeballs :yes:
Yes,I realised that, but it is a portion too small, and it would be much better with a tongue dangling down as well. :yes:
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See to it. :hurry:

How about this for a drunken smiley? Image
It is a vast improvement, although it is not animated but you cannot have of everything. These are the best which these dumdum search engines are offering :search:
I think your first one was better than that. It's bigger, animated, and just as (un)funny. :yes:

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Mr Runa*direction - Please add this one to the Smiley image library. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:12 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:40 am
Mr Runa*direction - Please add this one to the Smiley image library. :yes: :bounce:
:thumbu:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:16 pm

This is the best I can come more elevated with for the PHWOAR Smiley:
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Not perfect, but funnier than the boobies one.

It will need the Smileymaster to manufacture it into a transparent gif, and manufacture it smaller. :yes:

(Actually it would almost do for the drunken one as well.) :snigger:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:00 pm

This Smileymaster is quickly turning into the Frownmaster :cantlook:

There you go.
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:30 pm

Hmm I see. :hscratch:

Perhaps if you don't shrink it quite so much? :?
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:38 pm

And it's not animated. :roll:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:53 pm

Runaway wrote:
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And it's not animated. :roll:
Roughly half our smiley's aren't animated anyway :wag: <not including that one.

Any of my three suggestions seems to be the most eye-capturing, Even the prizemaster seems to agree on two of them. It is surely prizeworthy :thumbu: <not including that one either.
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:05 pm

I wouldn't want to tell the esteamed Smileymaster how to do his job, but if it were me, I'd reduce the original TO 40% rather than the 25% you chose.
The black lines would then be less pixelated (if you're careful with the transparency settings to avoid clipping) and the whole thing would be clearer.
Not that it's any of my business, of course. :no:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:47 pm

Anything above 25% I think is too unnecessarily large for many of the more basic ones. I prefer to keep larger smilies to an absolute minimum as they often mess with the text formatting :hurry: <such as this one.

And whilst we are on the subject of me being heiled as "esteamed smileymaster". If this is truly the case, then I irately demand moderator access to the actual smiley admin panel. Just what is a smileymaster without any actual smileymaster privileges anyway? Well I'll tell you...He's an absolute bumblebrain :tant:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:55 pm

Size should be relevant to the subject matter. The larger the size, the more engaging the subject, and thus its importance.

For example... :aus:

Can you see how it evokes in your mind beautiful sun kissed beaches, great food, amazing wines, empty roads, and the best climate in the world? :excited:

Moderator level doesn’t give you access to the ACP by the direction (B T W). And in any case, Sir W handles all such matters. :yes:

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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:41 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:55 pm
Size should be relevant to the subject matter. The larger the size, the more engaging the subject, and thus its importance.
Why do you speak in riddles? :hscratch:
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For example... :aus:
Can you see how it evokes in your mind beautiful sun kissed beaches, great food, amazing wines, empty roads, and the best climate in the world? :excited:
Does it? I'm grateful and delighted that you saw all of this evoking in my mind which you describe so eloquently. I must have of missed it :search:
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Moderator level doesn’t give you access to the ACP by the direction (B T W). And in any case, Sir W handles all such matters. :yes:
Oh. Well in that case, I should really be granted admin privileges then :thumbu:
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:46 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:47 pm
Anything above 25% I think is too unnecessarily large for many of the more basic ones. I prefer to keep larger smilies to an absolute minimum as they often mess with the text formatting :hurry: <such as this one.
I generally agree with this. But sometimes (like in this case) a larger size becomes necessary, and is better than no Smiley at all. :yes:

For instance: :magnify:
And whilst we are on the subject of me being heiled as "esteamed smileymaster". If this is truly the case, then I irately demand moderator access to the actual smiley admin panel. Just what is a smileymaster without any actual smileymaster privileges anyway? Well I'll tell you...He's an absolute bumblebrain :tant:
Yes he is. :snigger:

Even I don't have of access to the Smiley images :mad: I can only assign them, move them about, etc.

The job of Smileymaster is to design (or steal) and submit the Smileys, you don't need any admin access to do that. :wag:
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