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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:15 pm

I am dismayed to note that North Korea has today tested a new ballistic missile which flew for 45 minutes. This is a major advance in their capabilities.

May I please ask how our own ballistic missile is going? w**k started a year ago, and surely some progress should have of been manufactured by now, especially considering the large amount of members' money that has been invested in it so far?

We really can't afford to let North Korea gain superiority over this forum. :no:
Please let us have of your latest report, Sir W. :clap:

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Re: Any progress?

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:41 pm

I sold all our plans to North Korea, to swell Society funds. :yes: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Any progress?

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:59 pm

But don't panic. Kim Jong-Un has reassured us that we will gett*en what we rightly deserve as a thank you, with a promise that he will return a squadron of ballistic missiles to us very soon. What a jolly nice chap :yes: :excited:
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Re: Any progress?

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:23 pm

Is that what's known as a good return on investment?
Great. :yes:
I can see the forum's coffers swelling when they land. :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Jul 29, 2017 12:30 am

:dance: :dance: This news has enhanced my day immesurably :yabba: :yabba: .
:thumbu: A man of wisdom and perspexcassidy indeed, is our revered Chairman........ :yes: :yes:
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Re: Any progress?

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:57 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:59 pm
But don't panic. Kim Jong-Un has reassured us that we will gett*en what we rightly deserve as a thank you, with a promise that he will return a squadron of ballistic missiles to us very soon. What a jolly nice chap :yes: :excited:
:clap: :clap: :clap:

But I didn't know he was jolly. :o

And Dr Ch*eery has done it once more. :?
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:03 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:57 am
And Dr Ch*eery has done it once more. :?
Farted? :yuck:

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Re: Any progress?

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:00 pm

:hscratch: Well, what have of I done to offend against the rules of our esteamed and exemplary forum? :search:
:tant: :tant: I am inniscent!! :rasp: :rasp:

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Re: Any progress?

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:03 pm

That's what Nixon said...

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