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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:41 am

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Members - It looks like we are going to gett*en an Easter Bingo Boom competition. :excited: :excited: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:06 am

And First Prize is a fortnight in a luxury youth hostel in Leningrad, with free snow shoe hire and a 23 stone room maid.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:47 am

:excited: :excited:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:36 pm

Are the maids two fat ladies? :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:57 pm

It's a matter of opinion if they're too fat. :yes:
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:51 pm

Do these fat maids have of 11 legs :magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:24 pm

Their sales pitch is:
'For gold we show you all love's pleasing crotchets, but shut our legs to those that close their pockets".
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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:56 pm

:o :o
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:57 pm

(One of Bill's).
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:18 pm

Those are the kind of crotchets that manufacture me quaver :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:26 pm

Oh no not the music jokes...please no...No No No.... not once more...... :cantlook:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:07 pm

the gott*en staved off some time ago - but we'll let you orchestrate the future of music jokes,
personally I favour another type of humour based on Eggs! let me explain, it's terribly amusing, you see what happens is, well it goes like this. For example you think of a word that begins with a syllable that sounds as nearly as possible like the word egg - but of course it must not be the actual word egg itself otherwise that somewhat spoils the surprise effect off the joke. Then.........well actually part to will have of to wait till tomorrows as I have of a rendezvous and am eggspected elsewhere to be eggs act. Wishing you an eggselent afternoon. The rest is to follow shortly - you'll soon have of all the information you need and be able to join in the fun :read: :magnify: :ho:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:14 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: This sounds like a very eggsellent method of jocularity, and I look forward very much to seeing more eggsamples. :bounce:

I must admit that I had never heard of this type of joke before. :oops:

With Easter coming more elevated, we could have of a very funny egg joke topic (indeed). :excited: :excited: :excited: :yabba:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:17 pm

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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:16 pm

:cantlook: :cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:52 pm

:bounce: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:57 pm

Please no. Not once more.
Can't we have of just one year with no eggs jokes? Please?

In return I promise no Aussie pictures later this year*.
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Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:01 pm

No eggs jokes? :o :o

Wait till the Prizemaster hears about this. :hurry:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:15 pm

NO EGG JOLKS - That is preposterous - If Mr RunAway tells no egg jolks I'll have of to take bak that ***** enlarger Prize that he especially requested before going to Australia :tant:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:26 pm

It didn't w**k anyway. The batteries went flat in less than three hours.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:16 am

That's plenty long enough. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:17 am

Not in Australia. :oops: :bigthumbsup: :hide:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:19 am

How long does it need to be in Australia? :o
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:22 am

Well I normally discover it’s ready for utilise within a few hours. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:10 am

Yes but how long does it need to be? :cripes:
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