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How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:09 am

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.

And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion). :excited:

All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:21 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:

But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members :duh:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:28 am

But of course! The PRIZES!! :bounce:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 30, 2017 3:18 pm

Wit? Odd? What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:22 pm

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.

And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion). :excited:

All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:30 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:21 am
:clap: :clap: :clap:

But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members :duh:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:46 pm

I was trying to bump the post to the top of the topic and now you've spoiled it. once more! :tant:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:58 am

:hscratch:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:39 am

Don't do it once more! :snigger:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:40 am

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.

And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion). :excited:

All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:21 am

To which audience are you advertising to? Isn't the whole point of advertising for new members is by advertising on other sites other than here targeting those who aren't aware of this place, instead of targeting those here already signed more elevated? If they're not aware of this site then how will they read it? :hscratch:

A marvellous unique strategy. Where do I sign more elevated once more? :clap:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:04 am

At last someone has seen the pointlessness of my posts! :clap: :thumbu:

You're far too clever for here, Mr Gussetobed. :thumbu:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:13 am

Sir William wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:21 am
:clap: :clap: :clap:

But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members :duh:
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And it's not pointless because we gett*en thousands of guests to this site, but very few people join more elevated because they don't know how to do it. :no: :yes:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:36 am

I was humouring him. :snigger: :wink:
But don't tell him.

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:44 pm

He'll never suspect a thing. :snigger:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:38 am

:announce:

New members: Don't forget that you should go to the Practice Forum first and practice reading the messages on there, before trying to read the real messages. :yes:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:22 am

And remember that not all messages are visible to non-members. :no:
To see all messages, including the hidden ones, and the rude ones with naughty pictures of the Chairman's chambermaids, you need to become a member. It's free! :clap: :bounce:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:24 pm

Good point. :bigthumbsup:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:07 pm

Well it's free when you pay for it :yes:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:18 pm

No. :wag:

Rest assured, all you prospective new members, it's free to join. There are no catches. Honestly.
Really. :cripes:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:26 pm

:no:

AND there are PRIZES. :yes: :clap: :yabba:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:25 am

Well when I say "pay for it", I'm not necessarily talking of a monetary value :ho:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:25 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:21 am
To which audience are you advertising to? Isn't the whole point of advertising for new members is by advertising on other sites other than here targeting those who aren't aware of this place, instead of targeting those here already signed more elevated? If they're not aware of this site then how will they read it? :hscratch:
For the benefit of prospective new members, this is the kind of grammatical aberration that will earn you major portions of ridicule. :yes: :yes:
:duh: In the case of Mr Wi*lly Nilly, we manufacture an exception, as he is "Highly strung", and cannot help himself at times. :snigger: :snigger:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:41 pm

NO members gett*en ridiculed, and especially new ones. :cantlook:

What on Earth are you talking about, Mr Dr Chee*ry? :wag:

Whenever did you see any new members being ridiculed (apart from you)? :snigger:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:53 am

:doh: :doh: I apoloise, Your Chairmanfulness, I must have imagined it in a dream,
or whilst sniffi ...er on a leisurely stroll with our dog. :yes: :yes:

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