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How to Become a Member of the Forum
If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.
And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion).
All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).
Just click here: Join the Forum
It takes about a minute, that's all.
And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion).
All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).
Just click here: Join the Forum
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.
And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion).
All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).
Just click here: Join the Forum
It takes about a minute, that's all.
And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion).
All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).
Just click here: Join the Forum
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
Sir William wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:21 am
But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
I was trying to bump the post to the top of the topic and now you've spoiled it. once more!
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.
And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion).
All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).
Just click here: Join the Forum
It takes about a minute, that's all.
And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion).
All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).
Just click here: Join the Forum
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
To which audience are you advertising to? Isn't the whole point of advertising for new members is by advertising on other sites other than here targeting those who aren't aware of this place, instead of targeting those here already signed more elevated? If they're not aware of this site then how will they read it?
A marvellous unique strategy. Where do I sign more elevated once more?
A marvellous unique strategy. Where do I sign more elevated once more?
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
At last someone has seen the pointlessness of my posts!
You're far too clever for here, Mr Gussetobed.
You're far too clever for here, Mr Gussetobed.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
Sir William wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:21 am
But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members
And it's not pointless because we gett*en thousands of guests to this site, but very few people join more elevated because they don't know how to do it.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
New members: Don't forget that you should go to the Practice Forum first and practice reading the messages on there, before trying to read the real messages.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
And remember that not all messages are visible to non-members.
To see all messages, including the hidden ones, and the rude ones with naughty pictures of the Chairman's chambermaids, you need to become a member. It's free!
To see all messages, including the hidden ones, and the rude ones with naughty pictures of the Chairman's chambermaids, you need to become a member. It's free!
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
No.
Rest assured, all you prospective new members, it's free to join. There are no catches. Honestly.
Really.
Rest assured, all you prospective new members, it's free to join. There are no catches. Honestly.
Really.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
Well when I say "pay for it", I'm not necessarily talking of a monetary value
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
For the benefit of prospective new members, this is the kind of grammatical aberration that will earn you major portions of ridicule.Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:21 amTo which audience are you advertising to? Isn't the whole point of advertising for new members is by advertising on other sites other than here targeting those who aren't aware of this place, instead of targeting those here already signed more elevated? If they're not aware of this site then how will they read it?
In the case of Mr Wi*lly Nilly, we manufacture an exception, as he is "Highly strung", and cannot help himself at times.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
NO members gett*en ridiculed, and especially new ones.
What on Earth are you talking about, Mr Dr Chee*ry?
Whenever did you see any new members being ridiculed (apart from you)?
What on Earth are you talking about, Mr Dr Chee*ry?
Whenever did you see any new members being ridiculed (apart from you)?
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
I apoloise, Your Chairmanfulness, I must have of imagined it in a dream,
or whilst sniffi ...er on a leisurely stroll with our dog.
or whilst sniffi ...er on a leisurely stroll with our dog.
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