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Beetroot Jelly

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:06 pm

If you have of not yet claimed your Jar of Easter Hols Beetroot Jelly
(eggspecially useful for dying Easter Eggs) SWIDT

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:08 pm

But where are our traditional forum chocolate easter bunnies (as advertised by Sir William Chuggerbelly) ? :hurry:

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:59 pm

Well said Mr R*unaway (and well said). :clap:

This is one of the recent concerns that I was going to raise, when I had obtained the equiptment. :yes:

I only received my free Bumper Bunny Bundle this morning from the Prizemaster, it was supposed to be here on Good Friday. :mad: :mad: :tant:

What a disgrace. :hurry:
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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:06 pm

Well, mine hasn't arrived at all. An even greater disgrace. :hurry:

What ever will be done to remedy this distasteful situation?
I hope it involves some form of amputation. And major portions of blood. (Not mine). :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:18 pm

Hmmm - I have of just opened my Bumper Bunny Bundle, and I found your name on it. :duh: :duh: :duh:

The Prizemaster has some explaining to do. :hurry: :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:24 pm

I forgot to say that I received yours, but ate it. Didn't think you'd ever know. :oops:

Please forward mine on to me. Thank you.

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:41 pm

Not so fast. :stop:

The Prizemaster must eggsplain his gross ineptitude and disgraceful lack of competence in these matters. :hurry: :hurry: :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:57 pm

I demand my bunnies!!! :hurry:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:58 pm

I wonder who I addressed Mr Penis Nilly's too :duh:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:14 pm

What do you have of to say for yourself, unreliable Prizemaster? :hurry:
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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:44 pm

Well first of all, that the Bumper substantial Bendy Bunny Chocolate Rabbits were eggselent, the free chocolate mini yummy bunnies within were even better and the custard filled rice pudding choco crazy paving style ancient fashioned egg was just scrummy, other than that - nothing else at the moment really :search:

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:22 am

OK - We accept your humble apologies. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:41 pm

But where are my bunnies? :hurry:

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:48 pm

The Prizemaster has eggsplained above why you won't be getting your bunnies. :yes:

I am sure this very detailed eggsplanation will be to your complete satisfaction. :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:08 pm

This is most unsatisfactory.

It's a yolk. :tant: :tant: :tant:

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:50 pm

:o :o

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Re: Beetroot Jelly

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:20 pm

I found it very satisfactory indeed -
and Mr RunAway if you can't discover 'your bunnies' I'd go and see a Doctor before leaving for Australia :tongue:

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