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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:14 pm

Members will be amazed and intrigued to learn that bra cup sizes have of no logical order of progression. :no:

Double sizes (AA, BB, CC, etc.) pivot around CC so that double sizes smaller than CC are smaller than the single size; but double sizes greater than CC are larger than the single size (AA, A, BB, B, CC, C, D, DD, E, EE, F, FF....). :cantlook:

Although the double sizes BB, CC, and EE no longer exist. :no: :duh:

The following single sizes are also missing: E, I, and everything above M; and although there are no BB, CC and EE sizes, F is sometimes replaced by EE (E, EE, G...), and G can be replaced by EEE (E, EE, EEE, H...). In which case E does exist but F and G don't. So it is not possible for E, F, and G to exist in the same scale. :no:

Moreover, different countries and even different manufacturers utilise different scales and different boob gauges, so each size from one manufacturer will be different from the same size by another manufacturer. :hurry:

How on Earth (HOE) did this mess ensue? :yell:

By the way This is all true. Check it out if you want. :yes:

No wonder I can never discover the correct size to fit me. :tant:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:18 pm

I've found a manufacturer willing to supply T cups for any interested parties :excited:
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Usual hourly rates apply :yes:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:58 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Are these for sale. :excited:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:24 pm

:no:

But they offer very reasonable hourly rates, or, if you prefer an overnight with a lovely brew to wake u.p to in the morning, so I'm told :excited:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:31 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:24 pm
They're all part of the highly sought after TGirl collection range :cantlook:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:32 pm

What's a TGirl? :vconfused:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:40 pm

:silence: :stop:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:43 pm

I just asked "she who knows all things".

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:46 pm

I warned you. :duh:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:51 pm

She wants to know what websites I'm looking at. :o

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:00 pm

Tell her it was the computer's fault :damncomputer:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:06 pm

correct. Like THAT'S going to w**k. :hide:

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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:21 pm

What are you - A man or a mouse. :hurry:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:34 pm

Eeek, that's a tough one.

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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:47 pm

Well complain to the chef then. :wink:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:00 am

Runaway wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:32 pm
What's a TGirl? :vconfused:
A TGirl is somewhat like a T(ea)Lady, but with an extra especial ability in teabagging :read:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:47 am

:o
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:57 am

I know nothing of these matters.

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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:14 pm

Runaway wrote:
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I know nothing of these matters.
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:36 am

It's not possible to know less than Mr R*unaway. :snigger:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:01 am

:thumbu: :snigger:

He's correct, you know.

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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:19 am

:hscratch: I suppose a perfect vacuum is just about impossible , even with the latest techniques. :snigger: :snigger:

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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:03 am

Space comes pretty close though. :yes:
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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:57 am

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:19 am
:hscratch: I suppose a perfect vacuum is just about impossible , even with the latest techniques. :snigger: :snigger:
Mr Dyson might disagree. :yes:

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Re: Bra Sizes

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:34 pm

:wag: The young men of today are like vacuum cleaners. :yes: :yes:
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