Found in a shed

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

That bumper, grille and mascot are worth around £10,000.

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But only if removed from the car.

[Runaway]

Remove it? Too dangerous. Spiders...

[Doctor Cheery]

Damn! I took one of those to the scrapyard only two or three months ago, and now I discover I could have of gott*en all that money just for the bumper and front portions
manufactures yer want to spit!
Looks like the bonnet fits properly on that one! - unlike some.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

It's well known that RR bonnets are manufactured of cardboard. They shrink when it rains. Sir W should gett*en a proper car.

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One that actually runs. I can recommend a good manufacture, and it's not British.

[Sir William]

Aluminium actually. So they don't rust.

And they only shrink very slightly in the rain (and the sun).

[Runaway]

Aluminium actually. So they don't rust on the within when the head gasket blows and sprays antifreeze all over it.

Anyway, my bonnet hasn't shrunk. I always wash it in Lenor.

[Runaway]

Why don't you gett*en one of these?

[Sir William]

Damn! I took one of those to the scrapyard only two or three months ago, and now I discover I could have of gott*en all that money just for the bumper and front portions

The grille £3000
The mascot £2000
(These are very iconic and desirable items in their own correct)
The bumper is in 3 parts, each worth £900, and the 2 overriders £1000 each (as long as no damage)
The rear bumper is the same

Total £14,400.

Price of non-running Silver Shadow (including all the above portions) - about £4000-£5000

[Sir William]

I saw that shed on the local news.

And if the head gasket does go, there's another one on the other side.

[Runaway]

And if the head gasket does go, there's another one on the other side.

I'm not the only one with a V2 then!

[Sir William]

No. But yours is probably more than 7 litres.

[Runaway]

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.
Shall I show her...no...well...maybe...
Nah. He deserves to live.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Ah now that changes things.

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Which is more than can be said for Mr Tree's underpants. Come back Mr Tree...

[Doctor Cheery]

The grille £3000
The mascot £2000
(These are very iconic and desirable items in their own correct)
The bumper is in 3 parts, each worth £900, and the 2 overriders £1000 each (as long as no damage)
The rear bumper is the same
Total £14,400.
Price of non-running Silver Shadow (including all the above portions) - about £4000-£5000

So you gett*en less for a whole car if it not running?

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It seems owning a R.R. is not good for ones computational skills.

[Sir William]

Has Dr Cheer*y not understood the meanishment?

[Willy Nilly]

I was found in a shed

[Runaway]

No, you were manufactured in a shed.

[Willy Nilly]

Who do you think I am, Pinnochio?

[Runaway]

I was only pulling your strings...

[Willy Nilly]