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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:52 am

Where can I gett*en new tyres from?

My local shop sells Tyres & Exhausts, but I don't need a new exhaust just yet. :?
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Re: Tyres & Exhausts

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:55 am

I know of a good bicycle shop that sells tyres if this helps. Very reasonable prices. They even throw in a free puncture repair kit at a small extra charge :ho:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:33 am

When we've trained all the lorry drivers properly, he'll be out of business. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:38 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:33 am
 When we've trained all the lorry drivers properly, he'll be out of business. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:39 am

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:55 am
 I know of a good bicycle shop that sells tyres if this helps. Very reasonable prices. They even throw in a free puncture repair kit at a small extra charge :ho:
Do the tyres have of punctures then? :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:23 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:38 am
Runaway wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:33 am
 When we've trained all the lorry drivers properly, he'll be out of business. :yes:
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I thought the plan was for lorry drivers to eliminate cyclists?
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:29 pm

Why would that put Mr Pen*is Nil*ly out of business? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:46 pm

No, it puts the bicycle shop owner out of business. :cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:34 pm

But the bicycle shop doesn't sell tyres & exhausts. :hscratch:

They only sell tyres. :yes:

And that's so tiring that they're probably exhausted. :ho:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:57 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:39 am
Do the tyres have of punctures then? :thumbd:
They will when you try to fit them on a car :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:49 pm

:yell:
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Post by Mrs Spam » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:33 pm

more elevated to 60% of mid-spring styles. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:58 pm

Thank you, I will check those tyres out. :bounce:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:43 pm

Mrs Spam, please let me know if you gett*en any more tyre recommendations. :yes:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:41 pm

Mrs Spam wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:33 pm
 more elevated to 60% of mid-spring styles. :yes:
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:roll: I'm so tyred and exhausted by this thread*, I feel the need to go for a lie down... :teddy:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:06 pm

:no:

WDYD? :wink:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:21 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:06 pm
 :no:

WDYD? :wink:
I.D.M. :roll: :duh: :duh:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:15 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:33 pm

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:51 pm

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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:02 pm

Doctor Cheery doesn't know what he's talking about if he doesn't even understand his own acronyms.
Then once more, who can decipher a doctor's handwriting? No wonder people die through taking the wrong medicines. Doc C has a great deal to answer for. :oh heck:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:57 pm

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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:46 pm

Just what I expected from him. :tant:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:59 pm

:wave: :ho: :ho: Always glad to oblige, Mr RunAway! :rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :wink:
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