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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:25 pm

Did you weirdo members know that Nelson's ship (HMS Victory) has never been decommissioned and is still an active warship. :yes:

The Navy could still launch it again to whack the Argies. :bounce: :excited:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:35 pm

Please point it at the French. They deserve it much more. :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:49 pm

Nelson already gave it to them once (and probably twice). :clap: :clap:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:50 pm

Did you know that, when the Victory was built, it was immediately put into storage because it wasn't needed. :o

This is what you call 'Forward Planning'. :clap:

And did you know also that the Victory weighed more than the Titanic, due to all those cannonballs on bored? :yes: In fact each cannonball weighed twice as much as the Titanic (because they were quite burdensome). :o
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:11 am

Isn’t it amazing the things we don’t know! :cantlook:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:45 am

Fortunately, I am here to educate dumb members. :yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:48 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:28 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:

And it's about time too. :wag:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 25, 2020 2:54 am

Did you know that most of the tourist attractions in London (such as Tower Bridge, Houses of Parliament, Westminister Abbey, Large Benjamin, St.Paul's Cathderal, etc) were built actual size. :o

This was done even before they became major tourist attractions. :yes:

What foresight. :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:15 am

I have of also heard that they were built with woodworm already in the timbers, so that it didn’t have of to be installed in later years. Clever.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:51 pm

Moral: Always manufacture things full size in case they may become tourist attractions in the future. :yes:

Anything that is not a tourist attraction should be demolished to manufacture more space. :?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:00 pm

My manbits are full size.

Well, not at this precise moment, but... :cripes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 26, 2020 1:14 pm

Are they a tourist attraction? :vconfused:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 26, 2020 8:36 pm

Private client only, sorry. :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:21 pm

There's no need to apologise. :cripes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:23 pm

It’s the sign of a true gentleman. :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:27 pm

Like a top hat. :tophat: :bounce:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:31 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:42 pm

Please donate generously. :yes: :yes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:04 am

She says I always do. :snigger:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:07 pm

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