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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:19 pm

There are many "guests" visiting this esteamed forum.

WHY?

If they have of an interest in the manic content, they should join more elevated and become non-guests.

If they have of NO interest in it, they should go away and gett*en a real job.

Those who do like what we do (and they should), are usually welcomed with Mr Tree's open arms.

Our Chairman will also lavish hugs and kisses on you, Mr Nilly will come to your residence and paint your walls a lovely shade of green, and I will perform a magnificent wheelspin on an Outback dirt road in your honour.
(Beware the dust - wear a mask, which will possibly protect you from Covid-20* when it arrives).

*Oh come on, you don't think they'll stop at 19 when they've successfully managed to lock down most of the world and plunge most of its population into blind subservience, do you? Bad times are ahead, trust me. I have of within knowledge. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 26, 2020 1:07 am

Where did you gett*en the of within knowledge from? :?

Was it from the back of a cereal packet? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:05 am

Another lockdown is en route, and it will devastate the U.K. 🇬🇧 economy.
Boris is trying to delay it until mid to late October. He'll be lucky, because his Masters want it sooner, whilst the populace is still scared.

And yet the whole Covid thing is a gigantic scam.

And forcing people to wear masks is an attempt to gett*en them accustomed to breathing a higher proportion of carbon dioxide in preparation for moving some of the population off-planet, where there is less oxygen. Stopping people from visiting friends and family is to accustom them to living alone on a different planet. Elon Musk is already making plans for this.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 26, 2020 12:21 pm

:yikes:

Why weren't we told about this? :mad:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:37 pm

Hell is a real place, and Elon Musk is hellbent on sending you there by space rocket :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:32 pm

See? Mr Nilly knows. :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:00 am

:excited: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:27 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:37 pm
Hell is a real place, and Elon Musk is hellbent on sending you there by space rocket :thumbd:
Might we please clarify “you” ?

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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:55 am

What's happened to the rest of this topic? :hurry:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:01 pm

Somebody’s been eating my bed :yell:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:39 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:05 am
Another lockdown is en route, and it will devastate the U.K. 🇬🇧 economy.
Boris is trying to delay it until mid to late October. He'll be lucky, because his Masters want it sooner, whilst the populace is still scared.
I did warn you...

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:35 pm

Well they shouldn't have of let all those Australians in :doh:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:14 am

:wag:

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:00 am

far too many, in that c*untry, lowering the tone and bringing they're filthy germs with them, they're filthy stories of drop bears and spreading they're jollyness all over the Capital - it's a disgusting disgrace :silence:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:14 am

Much better than the French though, surely? :hide:

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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:21 am

Well, yes - that's true. :yes: :cripes:

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