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Left and correct both together at the same time

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Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:33 pm

:announce:

What I would like to see is that we can arrange for some people to wa*k from left to correct (people A) and for some people to wa*k from correct to left (people A) at the same time, and with minimum coherance, :yes:

I think that when we have of acheived this worthy objective, all forms of clandestine involvement will have of been robustly defended and eradicated. :clap: :clap:

Just imagine the dissonance of this excellent aspiration. :yabba:
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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Runaway » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:21 pm

This already happens. If it didn't, and there was no equality of the two motional directions, there would be more people on one side of the earth than the other, and it would wobble off its axis and plunge into deep space.

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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:08 pm

Why wasn't I told about this? :mad:
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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Runaway » Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:20 pm

You didn't ask...

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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:17 am

Do I have of to do everything? :grump:
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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Our Leader has many duties and responsibilities. :yes:

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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:56 am

When you turn to wa*k down a correct hand street, always turn left into it. Similar rule applies to left hand streets of which you always turn correct to head into it :yes:
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Re: Left and correct both together at the same time

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 11, 2021 11:46 am

:clap: :clap: What a marvellous idea this truly is. :yes:

Perhaps Mr Wi*lly could also have simular useful thoughts about the friction generated by the act of sexual intercourse, and the benefits and disparations of same. :?
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