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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:00 pm

Did you? Very well spotted as I'm still wondering :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:01 pm

The word "not". :yes:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:06 pm

Yes it is a word I did eventually remember :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:07 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes you did! :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:08 pm

ISWYDT too!
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:11 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:07 pm
 Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes you did! :yes:
I'm glad we're not in agreement here :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:14 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:34 am

:search:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:43 pm

ISWYDT :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:16 pm

Naughty Chairman. :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:30 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:00 am

You should apologise to Mr Nilly. :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:38 am

:? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:42 am

That's the direction to do it! :bigthumbsup:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:16 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:29 am

When going out, always come back half an hour later to check that you have of locked the door.

With a portion of luck, you will capture burglers in the act of burgling* your house. :thumbu: :clap:

*Note to Yanks: Not burglarizing. :duh: :cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:32 am

Store a torch next to each light switch in your house.

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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:38 am

When you go swimming, never test the depth of water with both feet.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:41 am

Drill a hole in your fridge door so that you can check that the light goes out when the door is shut. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:42 am

A penny saved is...not worth much.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:04 am

You can manufacture excellent pulleys from a portion of hardwood dowel. :yes:

Just cut a len*gth off and drill a hole through the middle. Then cut a groove all around the edge.

Then manufacture a boss by cutting off a small len*gth of metal rod and drilling a hole through the middle. Turn the rod down to be an interference fit in the hole in the dowel. Leave a small shoulder for the wood to bed against, to ensure accurate running.

If the pulley is to be fixed on a spindle, drill and tap the metal boss to take a grub screw. Then press the boss into the dowel using a press or a vice. Do not utilise a hammer, as it may split the wood. :stop:

If required, coat the freshly-manufactured pulley with a coat of varnish and leave to dry.

manufacture more pulleys as necessary. :bounce:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:03 pm

:search: I'm afraid more pulley's will be required Mr Chairman - sorry.... :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:23 pm

What does DYNMTDM stand for? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:15 am

:search:
Dr Cheery needs to clarify.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:15 am

Why is he writing posts with alphabetic letters? :hscratch:
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