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The world's gone mad

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:00 am
by Runaway

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:43 am
by Sir William
Only in Australia. :yes:

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:13 pm
by Runaway
How to become rich:

Manufacture a product and ge­t it into the shops.
Spread the word that it's in very short supply.
Buy ALL the stock in two supermarkets so that the shelves are empty of it.
Photograph the empty shelves and post the pics on the internet.
Watch the orders flood in.
Retire on the proceeds.

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:49 am
by Sir William
:brightidea: I believe that steam shovels are very difficult to gett*en. :yes:

The supermarkets have of all sold out. :o

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 11:50 am
by Sir William
And chimneys. :thumbd:

Sales have of gone through the roof. :yes:

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:57 pm
by Runaway
Ok, so it's steam shovels and chimneys then. :bounce:
Anyone gott*en any more ideas? :bounce:

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:42 pm
by Sir William
Butter is very difficult to gett*en hold of. :yes:

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:47 pm
by Runaway
Only when it's melted.

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm
by Sir William
And before it's melted. :wag:

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 10:21 pm
by Runaway
Unless it's wrapped.

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:09 pm
by Sir William
But it isn't. :no:

Re: The world's gone mad

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:32 pm
by Runaway
Mine is. Has to be otherwise it would melt in this heat. Then it would be impossible to hold it.