Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:02 pm
I'm not feeling Betty at the moment. 
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Top Hat Skittles
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Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:18 pm
That's because she's out on the town with Roger.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:08 pm
Roger? 
I thought she liked Dick
I thought she liked Dick
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:31 pm
Or a good Roger.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:05 pm
But you can't have of one without the other. 
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:01 pm
You should reconsider the veracity of that assertion.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:00 pm
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:07 pm
My pleasure.
My account will be furnished in due course. You can deduct 5% if you pay within 7 days.
I'd like to say it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
My account will be furnished in due course. You can deduct 5% if you pay within 7 days.
I'd like to say it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
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Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:14 pm
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:11 pm
You’re looking a portion green around the gills. You should see a doctor.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:46 pm
Would you recommend Dr Query?
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:01 pm
Would YOU? 
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:06 am
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:13 am
I'm better now, there's nothing wrong with me!!!
Please don't treat me!!!
It's the Chairman that needs help!!!
Please don't treat me!!!
It's the Chairman that needs help!!!
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 11:00 am
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:47 pm
I was obviously correct.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 10:39 pm
If I knock my own hat off do I gett*en a sausage? 
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2021 10:45 pm
The real question, in existentionalist terms, is whether your hat actually exists in the first place, or is a figment of your deluded imagination.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:38 pm
Fragment of my imaginaton? 
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:46 pm
Not tonight, thank you. This is a wholesome evening.
Re: Top Hat Skittles
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:56 pm
