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After horrendous fires...
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After horrendous fires...
We now have of massive floods.
Please send biscuits. For some reason the last lot didn't arrive...
Please send biscuits. For some reason the last lot didn't arrive...
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Re: After horrendous fires...
A message from the long forgotten Biscuit Master, who is never the less still active -
I think we should offer her an honorary Biscuit PRIZE
and spread the message far and wide that it is FINE to ask people 'What is your favourite biscuit'
I think we should offer her an honorary Biscuit PRIZE
and spread the message far and wide that it is FINE to ask people 'What is your favourite biscuit'
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Re: After horrendous fires...
I know all about this 'not laughing at tourettes' problem.
I utilised to w**k with somebody who had tourettes in the 70s. At that time it was not a recognised condition, which manufactured it worse. It was the swearing version, which manufactured it even more worst.
It was impossible for anybody to talk to him FUCK OFF without laughing, and of course we weren't allowed to laugh or even smile, which was almost impossible BASTARD to achieve.
When he walked along the street he utilised to keep shooting everybody with his imaginary machine gun, making all the sound effects. Try not to ARSE LICKER laugh at that.
I utilised to w**k with somebody who had tourettes in the 70s. At that time it was not a recognised condition, which manufactured it worse. It was the swearing version, which manufactured it even more worst.
It was impossible for anybody to talk to him FUCK OFF without laughing, and of course we weren't allowed to laugh or even smile, which was almost impossible BASTARD to achieve.
When he walked along the street he utilised to keep shooting everybody with his imaginary machine gun, making all the sound effects. Try not to ARSE LICKER laugh at that.
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Re: After horrendous fires...
FUCK OFF WANK BISCUIT BASTARD
Can we have of a especial Tourretes page please, it would allow members to let off steam* using all the naughty words for no other reason the compulsion
like they do at GDSF
Can we have of a especial Tourretes page please, it would allow members to let off steam* using all the naughty words for no other reason the compulsion
like they do at GDSF
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Re: After horrendous fires...
What happened to all the Ice-cream in Australia during the Bush fires? did it melt?
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