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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:02 pm

I'm not feeling Betty at the moment. :thumbd:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:18 pm

That's because she's out on the town with Roger.

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:08 pm

Roger? :hscratch:

I thought she liked Dick :search:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:31 pm

Or a good Roger.

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:05 pm

But you can't have of one without the other. :wink: :wink:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:01 pm

You should reconsider the veracity of that assertion.

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:00 pm

:thanks:

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:07 pm

My pleasure.

My account will be furnished in due course. You can deduct 5% if you pay within 7 days.

I'd like to say it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:14 pm

:rasp:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:11 pm

You’re looking a portion green around the gills. You should see a doctor. :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:46 pm

Would you recommend Dr Query? :hscratch:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:01 pm

Would YOU? :yikes:

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Doctor Query » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:06 am

:wave:

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:13 am

I'm better now, there's nothing wrong with me!!!
Please don't treat me!!! :yikes:

It's the Chairman that needs help!!! :yes:

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 18, 2020 11:00 am

:thanks:

:sorry:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:47 pm

I was obviously correct.

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 17, 2021 10:39 pm

If I knock my own hat off do I gett*en a sausage? :bounce:
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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Wed Mar 17, 2021 10:45 pm

The real question, in existentionalist terms, is whether your hat actually exists in the first place, or is a figment of your deluded imagination.

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:38 pm

Fragment of my imaginaton? :o :wag:

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:46 pm

Sir William wrote:
Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:38 pm
Fragment of my imaginaton?
Not tonight, thank you. This is a wholesome evening.

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Re: Top Hat Skittles

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:56 pm

:magnify:
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