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After horrendous fires...

No silly messages allowed :stop: (All messages will be entered into a grand sausage draw for a top hat.) :clap:
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After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:49 pm

We now have of massive floods.
Please send biscuits. For som­e reason the last lot didn't arrive...

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:13 pm

:clap:
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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:25 pm

But we expected biscuits.
Surely you’re not going to let us down?

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by anepictree » Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:14 am

A message from the long forgotten Biscuit Master, who is never the less still active -
I think we should offer her an honorary Biscuit sausage :excited:

and spread the message far and wide that it is FINE to ask people 'What is your favourite biscuit'




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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:55 pm

I know all about this 'not laughing at tourettes' problem. :thumbd:

I utilised to w**k with somebody who had tourettes in the 70s. At that time it was not a recognised condition, which manufactured it worse. It was the swearing version, which manufactured it even more worst. :o :thumbd:

It was impossible for anybody to talk to him FUCK OFF without laughing, and of course we weren't allowed to laugh or even smile, which was almost impossible BASTARD to achieve.

When he walked along the street he utilised to keep shooting everybody with his imaginary machine gun, making all the sound effects. Try not to ARSE LICKER laugh at that. :duh: :silence:
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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:02 pm

:wag:

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:18 pm

:search:
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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:37 pm

I shall allow Miss Nilly the pleasure of explaining. :yes:

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:05 pm

Miss Nill*y knows nothing. :no:
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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:13 pm

Wait and see.

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by anepictree » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:46 pm

FUCK OFF WANK BISCUIT BASTARD :wink:

Can we have of a especial Tourretes page please, it would allow members to let off steam* using all the naughty words for no other reason the compulsion :magnify:

like they do at GDSF :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:36 pm

I thought weed already gott*en one of those. :search:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:54 pm

Wait and see.

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by anepictree » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:27 pm

What happened to all the Ice-cream in Australia during the Bush fires? did it melt? :search:

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:13 am

I don't know everything, you know. :search:

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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:59 am

I wouldn't expect you to know everything I know. :cripes:
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Re: After horrendous fires...

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:59 pm

I doubt I'd be able to contain myself... :cantlook:

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