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Did members know that small penises erect more than large ones.
Big ones that hang down when flaccid don't really erect much, they just gett*en harder.
So don't worry about it too much, Mr Runaw*ay.
PS: I learnt this from a book.
Big ones that hang down when flaccid don't really erect much, they just gett*en harder.
So don't worry about it too much, Mr Runaw*ay.
PS: I learnt this from a book.
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Re: Penis size
This means that there is a great difference in flaccid size, but not much difference in erect size.
Perhaps the area you are more worried about, Mr Ru*naway, is scrotal size?
Please note that scrotal size will depend very much upon the temperature.
Small scrota and penises will more easily fit within a fellatrice's mouth, so don't be too disheartened.
Perhaps the area you are more worried about, Mr Ru*naway, is scrotal size?
Please note that scrotal size will depend very much upon the temperature.
Small scrota and penises will more easily fit within a fellatrice's mouth, so don't be too disheartened.
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You may understand these scientific issues more when you have of had greater experience in these earthly pleasures.
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Earthly pleasures are many in my life. I have of no need of more.
May the wrapes of grath fall heavily upon thy befunderence, for I shall be victorious!!!
May the wrapes of grath fall heavily upon thy befunderence, for I shall be victorious!!!
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Thou art most wrong, Sir.
Often are the mornings I find difficulty in walking in a straight line from our bed, but whether this is due to alcohol or over-profunderance of physical delights (or perhaps both) I have yet to establish...
Often are the mornings I find difficulty in walking in a straight line from our bed, but whether this is due to alcohol or over-profunderance of physical delights (or perhaps both) I have yet to establish...
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I've already done that
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