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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:25 pm

To the Unbeloved and Experimental Prizemasters:

When are you going to publish this year's Holidays Bingo Bango Lotto numbers?

I wish to collect my prizes as soon s possible. :yes: :bounce: :bounce: :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:26 pm

To the Non-beloved and Experimental Prizemasters:

When are you going to publish this year's Holidays Bingo Bango Lotto numbers?

I wish to collect my richly-deserved prizes as soon as possible. :yes: :bounce: :bounce: :excited:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:40 pm

Why have of you asked twice? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:45 pm

To receive twice as many prizes. :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:51 pm

2 x 0 is still 0.

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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:59 pm

Bongo Bango Lotto PRIZES :cantlook: :search: :stop:

Whatever happened to the MEGA substantial BANG BONANZA PRIZES that the best PRIZE MASTER utilised to Masterfully Manage :ho: :clap: :bounce: :excited:

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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:07 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch: After much labouring, cogitation, and connecting more elevated my Maplin Bu'ild-it-yourself random number generator, I have of managed to produce a set of randomly numbered random numbers which I can authoritativly declare the winning ticket numbers for the Chris'tmas Draw. :excited: :excited:
:cripes: For security resons they are secreted behind the panel below. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:20 pm

Congratulations to Doctor Cheery for continuing the traditions of the position of Prizemaster (Experimental) in the exact manner of the previous one. :thumbu:

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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:22 pm

THEY never arrived either. :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:29 pm

anepictree wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:59 pm
Whatever happened to the MEGA substantial BANG BONANZA PRIZES that the best PRIZE MASTER utilised to Masterfully Manage :ho: :clap: :bounce: :excited:
This is what we would like to know. :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:41 pm

Where did this duplicate thread come from? :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:42 pm

Not sure, but the originating IP address is ToffsLand. :snigger:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:44 pm

Don't forget to remember to not forget our official forum motto. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:49 pm

Think no more of buying buns. :bounce: :bounce:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:52 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:58 pm

I'm not explaining it...

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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:59 pm

Not quite.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:11 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:16 pm

For what? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:16 pm

For not explaining it. :clap:

These two duplicate topics have of now been merged into one, for extra clarity. :yes: :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:18 pm

correct. It's gone unnoticed then.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:19 pm

It's been covered by the hamster. :wink:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:22 pm

Now I'm totally confused.
No juxtapose there then...

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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:08 pm

The weasels are not to blame this time. :thumbu:
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Re: Holidays prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:15 pm

Whatever you're drinking / smoking, it's a bad batch... :shock:

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